{"id":231,"date":"2015-10-30T16:49:56","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T16:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2015-11-26T12:05:08","modified_gmt":"2015-11-26T12:05:08","slug":"witch-wardle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/witch-wardle\/","title":{"rendered":"Witch Wardle"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Gullweena&#8217;s recipe for Witch Wardle<\/h2>\n<p>Here is a recipe, taught to me by my gran, for keeping harmony in the home at Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>Halloween is the festival for all witches. A time when witches fly out on their broom sticks reeking havoc on the good folk of the community.<\/p>\n<p>Witch Wardle drives away bad witches, charming only the good witches to knock on your door. Freeing you to reward them with sweet meats and good things to eat.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_124\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-124\" style=\"width: 554px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-124 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/gullwicks_travels_cackle_custard.jpg\" alt=\"Gullweena's Recipies Witch Wardle\" width=\"554\" height=\"720\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/gullwicks_travels_cackle_custard.jpg 554w, https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/gullwicks_travels_cackle_custard-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 554px) 100vw, 554px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-124\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Gullweena&#8217;s Recipies Witch Wardle<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Ingredients for Witch Wardle<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wonder-custard\/\">Wonder Custard<\/a> (be sure not to use Cackle Custard as this will attract the bad witches).<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/truth-tonic\/\">Truth Tonic<\/a> (Two Glugs).<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/cave-silence-pips\/\">Cave Silence<\/a> (Five pips).<\/li>\n<li>Screaming Marmalade (Two teaspoons).<\/li>\n<li>Warding Twigs (Three, but to be on the safe side throw in six).<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/twinkle-pepper-and-shimmer-salt\/\">Twinckle Pepper and Shimmer Salt<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Crab Dandy (One Flitch and no more).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Method<\/h2>\n<p>Gently torment a pan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wonder-custard\/\">Wonder Custard<\/a> and when bubbling fold in two glugs of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/truth-tonic\/\">Truth Tonic<\/a>, with a Tipsy Spoon. Throw into the pan five drips of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/cave-silence-pips\/\">Cave Silence<\/a>.<br \/>\nIf you throw in four, Halloween will be very noisy and if you throw in six, Halloween will be very quiet. I find that five is just right.<br \/>\nStir with your Tipsy Spoon and then leave to rest for 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Into another bowl, break up into a fine powder, three warding twigs if they are large or six if they are small.<br \/>\nTumble in a flitch of fresh Crab Dandy or a flitch and a half if it is more than two days old.<br \/>\nChuck in two teaspoons of Screaming Marmalade. Using a Turbulence Trowel and a Fletching Fork upset the ingredients until your mixture is stiff and has the consistency of Goose Gargle.<\/p>\n<p>Introduce the contents of this bowl into the pan of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wonder-custard\/\">Wonder Custard<\/a>. Please don&#8217;t be alared if you start to see small sparks just above the pan, this is normal. If you don&#8217;t see the sparks you will have to start again, this time don&#8217;t use as many Warding Twigs.<\/p>\n<p>Leave the pan for a week or two to prove. I like to leave it in a cold dark cupboard for this.<br \/>\nOnce the two weeks are over tip the mixture into an old plant pot and sprinkle with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/twinkle-pepper-and-shimmer-salt\/\">Twinckle Pepper and Shimmer Salt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations you have made Witch Wardle. Simply put the plant pot outside near to your door and this will expel all the bad Witches and enchant all the good Witches.<\/p>\n<p>I like to serve the good Witches and Monsters Coastal Delight, Snorckle Dust, Hubble Bubble Baps, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/cauldron-toffee\/\">Cauldron Toffee<\/a>, Chuckle Chutney but their all time favourite is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/stormy-sea-meringue\/\">Stormy Sea Meringue<\/a>. You can serve them anything that you might have baked or made.<\/p>\n<p>Have a Happy Halloween. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/tag\/gullweena\/\">Gullweena<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gullweena&#8217;s recipe for Witch Wardle Here is a recipe, taught to me by my gran, for keeping harmony in the home at Halloween. Halloween is the festival for all witches. A time when witches fly&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/witch-wardle\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Witch Wardle<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,2],"tags":[36,32,43,42,4,61,58,59],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-gullwick","tag-art","tag-drawing","tag-food","tag-gullweena","tag-gullwick","tag-halloween","tag-ingredients","tag-witch-wardle","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gullwickstravels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}