Now that April is here I’m going to let you into a little secret,
but please keep this under your hat. Leave a tiny lantern outside on your window sill,
so that it lights up a plate of Rumble Crumble.
In the dead of night, whilst you are sleeping and if you’re very lucky,
you may attract a Ladybird as they’re ever so partial to Rumble Crumble.
In return for your kindness the Ladybird will gather up all your bad luck into his little spotty hankies
and take it away with him. Leaving you with no bad luck,
at least for the month of April.