When St Valentines Day comes around I try to make an effort for Gullwick, so this year I’m going to surprise him with a new hairstyle.
Have you ever wanted to grow your hair at will, to any length and then be able to shape it into any shape imaginable? Here is my recipe for Hair Curdle which will let you do all this and leave your hair feeling thick, shiny, silky and completely natural to the touch. Made with straightforward, essential ingredients that Gullwick collected from around the coast.
Recipe for Gullweena’s Hair Curdle
1, A mimsy ladle of twinkling ocean foam, (from the Moon Pools of st Kilda). (This makes your hair silky smooth).
2, Eel fizz. (This is the active ingredient that will make your hair grow).
Use a quarter of a cup for short hair, half a cup for shoulder length hair, use three quarters of a cup for hair down your back but never use a full cup as this will give you thick, silky beautifully conditioned hair, but it will cover you from head to toe. Please use the Eel fizz sensibly girls and NEVER let any go on your eyebrows.
3, A forpence spoon of whisked sunlight. (This will make your hair very shiny).
4, Several tots of aquatic dream steam. (This will make your hair soft).
5, Half a flask of crab bandy. (This will make your hair strong)
6, Finally a couple of squirts of sea slug sneeze, (from the Isle of Ewe). (This will scent and condition your hair and is the ingredient that allows you to sculpt and shape your hair whilst taking care of any split ends you may have).
Method and Application of Hair Curdle.
Mix all the ingredients into a large fombling bowl using a wooden spinsters whisk, leave for an hour to rest then, mix once more until your mixture is the consistency of stiff humpty cake. You can now apply the mixture to your hair, I find combing it through with a fine spoot rake gets every hair well coated. The first thing you will notice after applying the Hair Curdle is a slight ticklish tingling sensation on your head, this is normal and means your hair is growing. This will continue for about five minutes. If after five minutes your hair hasn’t grown as long as you would like simply repeat the process until it is the right length. Once you are happy you can begin sculpting and shaping it into all kinds of wonderful shapes you never thought possible.
So come on girls, get creative.
I will be posting some of the styles I have dreamt up, but I would also love to see some of the ones that you create.
